The mollusk walks up, well. not walks up, SWIMS up and says, well.. he doesn’t talk.. Alright, lemme start over.
shut the fuck up hermione you fucking nerd.
i need to date a girl with the initials AG so we can carve SW+AG on benches
Those r my mums initials…,
say hello to your new dad. i see that your tumblr blog contains some vulgar language. you’re grounded
I love this comics
I’M GONNA BUILD A DECK
Random film appreciation: “The Fifth Element.”
Favorite story posts part 1
That last one
My dad says the ‘making love in a canoe’ about american beer
When someone asks me if I’m okay.
funny story my 5th grade elementary school teacher was the one who figured out i had crazy bad adhd
i hope she’s doing well