When you fuck something up first thing in the morning
in all my years that i have been on this earth i have not played spin the bottle once. does this mean that i’ve never actually lived? do a lot of people actually even play spin the bottle? or is its importance and prevalence stretched and exaggerated in media? these are the questions of the hour
Are teen parties with alcohol and red solo cups even real?!!?!
Has anyone ever participated in a food fight?!?
You can’t escape followers, i’ve already glued the door shut
Nice try followers, but I replaced all the glass with rubber.
Too late followers, I’ve already cloooggged all the toooiiiiillleeeetttts
Detox has done it again.
"can i ask you something?" my immediate reply says “go for it" but my mind has already gone through the seven stages of grief
if I get a bad english grade im sending this to my teacher
I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FIRST SENTENCE IS
WHAT ARE YOU DOING REBECCA
i just have a headache mom
WHY DO YOU HAVE A HEADACHE REBECCA