I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”
Hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.
OKAY BUT I SCROLLED PAST THIS AND THEN LIKE TWO MINUTES LATER GOT A TEXT FROM MICHAEL
is your skin clear
not yet but we’re optimistic regarding the future
This was completely unnecessary and for that I am thankful
putlocker my main bitch, sockshare my side bitch, gorillavid my 3am booty call
Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."
why isnt everyone getting so excited about this, it is literally another planet look at how beautiful it is stop what your doing and look at how alien like this planet is what is living there oh my god mercury
it’s so shitty when you finally realize someone who you cared so much about and wanted to be apart of your life so much doesn’t feel at all near the same way and could barely care at all about you
at first i was really confused bc I thought it was supposed to be a painting of him when he was 14 years old
I always feel like I’m doing something terribly wrong, like the decisions I make are gonna leave me completely miserable and remorseful but then I remember how many of you are sexually attracted to anime characters and the sky starts to clear and the birds start to chirp