what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
i remember when paris and lindsays and a bunch of other celebrities phones got hacked or w/e and the best part were the text messages like there was one where lindsay tells paris that jessica simpson is a cokehead and paris is like how do u know and lindsay is like i saw her sniffing and paris just replies back mb she had a cold
A dick with a future
A dick with a 401k plan and retirement benefits.
"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]
Frankie your sister is literally 10 years younger than you are. please stop trying to hold on to that sliver of youth. it’s gone.
I haven’t seen JL nudes and that means I’m following the right people.
This is my favorite video of all time
ok follow these simple steps:
1. pick up the trash
2. step outta ur house
3. open the trash can
4. step into the trash can
good now u r where u belong congrats!!!