kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
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kathybethterry:

i remember when paris and lindsays and a bunch of other celebrities phones got hacked or w/e and the best part were the text messages like there was one where lindsay tells paris that jessica simpson is a cokehead and paris is like how do u know and lindsay is like i saw her sniffing and paris just replies back mb she had a cold

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jeankd:

astudyinjade:

A dick with a future

A dick with a 401k plan and retirement benefits.

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surprisebitch:

there are 3 types of people

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tastefullyoffensive:

"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]

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enemaroberts:

zachranc-e:

Frankie your sister is literally 10 years younger than you are. please stop trying to hold on to that sliver of youth. it’s gone.

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bryonasaurusrex:

I haven’t seen JL nudes and that means I’m following the right people.

xaannaax:

bookiesbooty:

It’s back.

This is my favorite video of all time

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How do I make sure my gf doesn't catch me cheating on her? —Anonymous

alphabitches:

ok follow these simple steps:

1. pick up the trash
2. step outta ur house
3. open the trash can
4. step into the trash can

good now u r where u belong congrats!!!

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